January 2010
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can anyone read this?
“tel cuh fuc him cuh need to stop inkn nd cuh not frm bab1es cuh just cuzh kic it w1t them dnt mean sh1t 1ma rob cuh on 23”
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listless mound of nothingness
is what i’ve been feeling lately.
i feel like i’ve become nothing more
than a calculating art major
eating korean bbq every other day
and dreaming about super tall korean guys
who resemble females.
my adopted kids will grow up to be Spartans.
they will protect my fortress of a house
and scream upon creepy door-to-door girl scout girls,
“This…is….MY MOTHER’S HOUSE!!!!!”
and proceed to kick the creepy stranger square into the stomach.
ericyumyum asked: What three things would you put in a time capsule that best represents you and your life?
TORNADO WARNING - i only liked the last part.
URGENT: Tornado warning issued for Long Beach From staff and wire reports Posted:
01/19/2010 12:49:22 PM PST #
Check your local weather The National Weather Service has issued a tornado warning for Long Beach and South Central Los Angeles this afternoon. The warning was to be in effect until 1:15 p.m. until the threat passed the area. The NWS Doppler Radar indicated a severe thunderstorm...
Denied By A Door
today i went to the bank in order to open up my very first credit card account (i feel yooooung).
unfortunately i forgot the bank always takes advantage of the holidays and was closed because MLK decided to save the world (god bless his departed soul!).
thus, i was denied a credit card, by some unhuman force out there; i should probably call it my lack of common sense. damn you!
i wonder if i...
Hitler, Porsche, and the Beetle
Probably the most popular car in the world, Beetle had fascinating past. It was proposed by Adolf Hitler to make peoples car that can fit 5 people and deliver speed of 100km/h (62mph) later known as “Volks-Wagen” (“People’s Car”). Beetle was designed by Ferdinand Porsche founder of automotive design company, which became known as the Porsche Büro. Ferdinand also...
Jesus Christ Lizard →
A part of the Iguana family, the Jesus Christ lizard is known so, because of a special ability it has. Upon, seeing danger, the lizard can run on the surface of water at a break neck speed. Also, known as the basilisk, the lizard comes with well equipped with webbed hind legs. While, their tread upon water surfaces is more of an appearance, it does not usually last for more than 10-20 meters in...
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i swear that finding the right hello kitty cell...
sometimes i fucking wish i would just write something spectacular and amazing and have an entourage of people reblog/like this to give my life some flavor.
show me some looooooooove, tumblr!
I want to feel the movie—type love;
the love that makes your heart expand and burst into a billion butterflies—type love;
the type of love that gives you hope -
that even though Godzilla is staring you straight in the face
and slobbering all over your prada dress,
you would know that hubby
will save you soon
in that brand new mercedes
with a chanel dress bag in hand
type...
ignorance is bliss
honestly, as painful as knowing can be, i find that it is always better to know. the more we know and the more we are exposed to things that we are uncomfortable with, will more than likely expand our parameters of what we have experienced thus far. only through our new experiences will we be able to grasp a hold of the future and grow as people.
when i was still in high school, a couple of...
“I dream of genius.”
– Andy Warhol in factory girl
How low can you goo?
Hi. It’s a new year, although not necessarily a happy one. I wonder what life has instore for me this year, or what I have in store for the world this coming year… I wonder if things like stupidity will be diagnosed as a behavioral disease, or maybe seone would finally stop eating peanut bitter on spoons without a cup of milk
do you want to die?
i hate it when people honk at me. for some reason, the honk that comes in my direction is ridiculously unnerving. it’s like a lightening bolt through my body - i feel cold and hot at the same time, and i want to shout, “oh shit!”
today some stupid blonde bitch with her fugly ass boyfriend honked at me. how the hell am i suppose to know that the ticket machine isn’t giving...
“The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the...”
– William Arthur Ward