i needa calm my tits!
yesterday at work, i had a certain type of customer i haven’t had in a while.
a British Indian man. Tall, big-eyed, and SEXY WITH THAT ACCENT….
Him: Excuse me miss, can you help me out?
Me: Why, yes…!
Him: I’m so sorry, but pardon my accent. I’m from Britain.
Me: JUST KEEP TALKING! <3 I’LL PARDON ANYTHING YOU SAY!
ahh i love summer season.
bring on the wave of foreigners. bring it, baby.